Well, Brett, I think there's this place near Port Douglas called Crocodile Charley's which has a room or two, next to their pool. Very inexpensive as I recall. Breakfast is included but it doesn't say whose...

A place with air conditioning is useful in Port Douglas this time of year, maybe any time of year.

"Flowers of Bermuda"? You're on your own, my friend!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble