I've got me Hotpoint twintub in the car, where can I plug it in?

RtS, you'll have to find a wild currant bush for that device.

Geez, you guys, give Liz a break. And that wasn't the loo she fell into, it was catPHiddle's jello pit before she filled it. The loo is a little further off, see that trailer over there? It has a men's side and a women's side, someplace to wash your hands, and when this shindig is over they'll tow it off and empty it for next time. Just be careful if you're wearing spikey high heels, any of you. They can get stuck in the metal grid of the steps up to the doors, okay? (I sincerely hope that all of you dressed appropriately for the beach and at least brought sandals if you were wearing spikes when you got here!)

So is that fire truck pumping the suds now? It is a tanker truck, right? Here's my tankard, fill 'er up! I'll save the wine for later. . .

SRS