hides under the peace lilly and stalks us when we walk past...

Eats the peace lilly because she can - then I have to pick the green out of her little front teeth.

She now has a moroccan wicker basket, in which we keep all her toys... We pile them in, she selects which one she wants to play with and flicks it around the sitting room... Occasionally she brings them upstairs in the middle of the night, ready for us in the morning.

Often she can be heard hissing, spitting and yowling at next doors cat - as they square up to each other through the glass door.

Most mornings she wakes us religiously at 6am - most often by jumping on him in doors bits, causing a bolt upright reaction from him, and a giggle from me... If it's not that then she has a very good aim for full bladders. Most mornings she's on time, though some time she sleeps in - never on a weekend though...

Sometimes she forgets herself, walks past the mirror leaning against the wall, jumps a foot in the air, puffs up and hisses at this strange cat hissing back at her.

Other time she just loves having her armpits tickled, belly rubbed and brushed with the hoover brush attachment... no the hoover isn't on!

Patterns on bedcovers are not allowed and go on just dare to move a leg or an arm in bed... she was booted off last night for trying to dig my arm out of bed...

She's funny! mad and we're so glad we rescued her - from a timid scared shivering wreck we've got a very lovable loony, who's very sociable, but still anti kids... hmmm!