Irish Rover
There was old Mickey Coot who played hard on his flute
when the the ladies lined up for the set he was tootling with skill to each sparkling quadrill though the dancers were flutered an bet
with his smart witty talk he was cock of the walk
and he rolled the dames under and over
you could tell at a glance when he TOOK OFF HIS PANTS!
that he sailed on the Irish Rover

I've left it in, much better than the original 'took up his stance.'