I ignored this thread for a long time because I thought it was going to be crudely insulting to somebody with small boobs. Guess I should have more faith in the Mudcat community.

Mickey, modern medicine can be so very hard to deal with. My wife has undiagnosed conditions which the docs refuse to take seriously because they can't figure out what's wrong. Your story, of course, trumps anything she has experienced. You get a whole bag of sympathy from me...