Well known as a polyglot - and as yet unapprehended for polyglottery by Knacker of the Yard - I will be pleased to help Eric with Teutonic translations. Trouble and Strife obviously been shopping at Lidl, then, Eric.
Great to see plenty bodies there Tuesday, let's make next week a good'un.
And please, Oaklet, whatever you may have in your fundament - and yes, I DO know why the Pet Shop Boys were so called - there are delicate spirits among the regulars on this thread, Ayatollah to name but one, so please, keep your filled bottom out of here!
Though it might be funny to see him sit down.....