Well, I was going to say, just try any of my posts, but I was beaten to the punch on that.

For an example of my best work try this one
Toby Day Afternoon, or Babel in a Miner Quay.

I once read this out in a writer's workshop evening, and they asked me to please stop.

The guy with the strange eyes said that it reminded him of LSD flashbacks from his earlier wild days of his drug-sodden youth, which is the reason that he was now under treatment for schizophrenia.

Then you could try my humourous writing...

Robin
Author of The Fooles Troupe
The Virtual Fooles Troupe