Merlyn the Mogificent thinks she is an Olympic swimmer and joins me the bath...especially if its got lavender oil in it.

She thinks she is a feline sky-diver and kamakazi's off the top of the wardrobe onto the bed ...of which I am normally sleeping in......at about 4am landing very heavily onto my back inserting the full set of cat flick knives into my flesh!

If Merlyn thinks I have been well behaved and a good girl she will bring me live spiders or mice (allbeit slightly stunned mice and spiders) again this is normally when I am in bed. Sits on my chest purring loudly so I wake and turn on the light to come face to face with a mog with a live creature in its mouth....at this point I am thinking about how I move the cat WITHOUT it dropping the contents of its mouth into my face. If the mission is successfully completed the mog will sit on the end of the bed and crunch the spider and eat it. If a mouse I dispose of it but I aint touch no spids!

Oh and there was the time when she fell down the toilet..!!!............