The plagues have already started. Two days ago we were swarmed by the Asian beatles. The sky was black with them and they fell upon us like bug rain. It's sure to be a sign from the freds.
Take back your damned little bugs. They are everywhere.
They are flying in my face around the light of the computer...
Oh shit I think I just swallowed one in my water...
I feel kind of funny now...
I can't seem to think clearly...
Oh the blastard ferds have reely don sumthin now...
i am certan this is a plot but ya no what? i really dont feel al l that bad, hmmmm maybe i will tri anodder one... come ere little buggy.....