Chief, you've never had a gynecological exam either. Maybe the vagina has the advantage of being able to accommodate two-way traffic; however, that doesn't make the speculum any less unpleasant. Plus, women have the added bonus of being able to enjoy a yearly mammogram (or crammogram, as WYSIWYG once eloquently phrased it) after about age 40. But we kinda like to keep our boobs as long as we can, so we endure it. And aren't you men happy about that? All you worshippers at the Church of the Golden Globes, or whatever it's called?

I don't care if you Men are strong as fuckin Atlas. If you have someone in your life who loves you, even if it's just a goldfish, get your ass to the doctor if you need to. If you wait too long you might be dead, and then who'd feed your goldfish?

And Chief, I have never, EVER, considered that a man who shed tears was gay. All people have feelings, don't they? Like Clara said in Lonesome Dove: Men got tears in 'em, too.