The melodeon players have all started playing - unfortunately they all seem to be playing different tunes in different keys. I can just about make out "Dingle's Regatta", "The Oyster Girl", "Nelly the Elephant", mixed in with some Cajun and a medley from "The Sound of Music". The sheep in the next field have decided that they are in imminent danger of attack by "The Beast of Bodmin" or similiar and are dashing around in panic. Several farmers are approaching with shot-guns . . . . . .