Last evening I went to Office Depot to get some ink cartridges and I took a stroll through the software aisle, not really looking for anything in particular, just seeing what was there. A guy comes over to me and says, "What are we looking for?"

Hmm. I dunno. World peace? An end to hunger? A cure for cancer? Weapons of mass destruction? Pantyhose that stay up? Oh, no, wait, he wants to know if I'M looking for something here in the store. Sure, that must be it...