My fvaourite doctor was a women.

When I was sick with an ulcer and off work, I used to go in every couple of weeks, and she'd say "do you feel you'd like to go back to work", and I'd say "No", which was God's truth, and she'd sign me off for a few more weeks. And then one dreadful day she didn't say that - she said "Do you think you're fit enough to go back to work", and being honest, I had to say "Yes", and that was it.