Oh lovesome and lithesome Rock Chick,
Your wishes for Christmas won't stick!
Though you haven't been bad,
It is terribly sad,
That you won't do the Santa Hint Shtick!

So what's a poor Santa to do?
In deciding on presents for you?
A bustle? A Candle?
Or a brick with a handle?
I'd do better with guidance, it's true!

So don't flit about like a fairy
(Or a fur-bearing beast called a Rary)
Just sharpen your thumbs
And write down what comes
In response to the damn questionairrie!!

Otherwise -- copralite from deepest Africa!!!!

FSLRC