There once was a Catter called Jeri,
Who wanted to make Christmas merry
She signed on the line,
Thought all would be fine,
But ended up with the rudest and most inappropriate present you could imagine because she'd not told anyone what she wanted, no, not even Rudolph or the elves, stupid? Very!

Well it rhymes and I've always been with that bloke from Japan on the subject of scan and meter.