Any song that has in its chorus any line about being home where various examples of native shrubs and trees are thriving.... why are you here singing about it? Shut up and go there!

Oh and that one, 'The water is wide' [Carrickfergus?] where the singer says they'll sing no more now until they've had a drink - the bugger goes on for another chorus? But you said..... GAH, what's the use!!!

LTS