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Thread #59418   Message #1034345
Posted By: GUEST,freds: a message for Amos
12-Oct-03 - 09:54 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Amos, you shame yourself. We freds are quite linguistically complex; what you read here is simply what comes out of a translator, a quite good and quite sophisticated one. NOT like that ones those cheapshit bastards sold...oh, nevermind, nevermind.

Correctly, Bubba Bubba was a ÐązŊalact (there is no other way to enscribe this word in your feeble alphabets, so this near-phonetic spelling will have to do). As you may or may not be aware, these are often described as neuter-female, although they are of course actually neither. In reproduction, a ÐązŊalact will caress those creatures whose
DNA and other biochemistries are needed; this is considered by many to be the ultimate erotic experience (and if you have never experienced a twelveway, with kyleɚthʥ nuzzling you while everyone is warmed by the fur of the enfolding sloga, you have never experienced sexual happiness – or polymorph perversity, for that matter). Fortunately or unfortunately, depending upon your point of view, a ÐązŊalact must and will ensure conception by consuming the cranial matter of those it conjugates with. Naturally, the more complex and wide-ranging the DNA of the conjugates the more diverse the hatchlings.

The translator is set to translate ÐązŊalact as “ither” or “herit” and related words, reinforcing the neuter-female gender. Of course, when the Change Of Life comes and a ÐązŊalact modifies to neuter-neuter or female-female or female-male or male-male or neuter-male or one of the other, more esoteric genders, the translator modifies the words as appropriate (you can find any of the appropriate terms in any good dictionary, so we shan’t give them here).

Of course, this discussion does not include the dimensional aspects of our sexuality, such as what some on this planet might call multi-dimensional polygonal orgies. Should you wish to read up on this, we recommend the works of the noted scholar ʧʄalßþak.