No problem about explaining the brindley cows in the field outside of town, but how can anyone begin to explain Gaelic or its real origins, when there is nothing else like it? In contrast Welsh or whatever you want to call it, is very similar to Bretonic, Galician, Cornish and some more I now cannot recall, so following its trail across Europe is easy.

Solve that puzzle if you can! For those wanting to make a shortcut inserting Indo-whatsits origins, I would like to ask them first to explain how on earth could anybody travel that far on nothing but Gaelic and Guinness?