Oh dog-gone it! Everytime someone in a "stirring" mood posts, they never hang around for our witty rejoiners. But I don't care, I've got mine ready...Now take THIS HillyBilly:
Your Mother wears army boots! Oh hell, I just remembered I think Jeri DOES (or did) wear army boots! Well Kick his little hillbilly butt for us Jer.

Rick (who will try to be more interesting in the future)