Hi Linn, thanks for the extra hints, I think I have one or two things you will like and perhaps a surprise or two as well. I know you like limericks, so here is one for you. Consider it an early pressy.

A chap they all call Aloysius,
Of his wife and a guy grew syspysius.
    And quicker than you'd think
    He found them by the sink
But they were only doing the dysius.


PS I am really enjoying being a Secret Santa
PPS Do you drink Tea?