Oh, be still my beating heart!

Santa - you're in luck on the cookie front. I'm famous throughout west Wales for my Christmas Spread.

(Note to Trevor: I refer to the diversity of my Cookie Barrel.)

If you've ever seen the Vicar of Dibley Christmas episode, it's rather like the cookie version of the Dibley 17 Vegetable Christmas Dinner.

Hurry Christmas!

s(i)antee