Highwoods String Band used to do "Run to the Roundhouse, Sally, the Boys Can't Corner You There."

I didn't see the old favorite "I've Got Tears in My Ears from Lying on My Back and Crying in My Sleep Over You" in WYSIWYG's list.

Calvin Trillin included a whole bunch of absurd country music song titles in his book "Runestruck." Now out of print, alas.