Hehehe - Good lad Trevor:-) Wish I'd have thought of the Uri Geller one!

I have the same trouble as you whenever there is a match at Old Trafford. I work about 1/2 mile from the ground and have to pass close by to get home. Like you I am cheesed off with the 'Good natured high spirits' that means it is perfectly acceptible for fans to shout, swear, urinate in public and generaly create a nuisance.

Sorry, Strollin Johny, I am sure you are a fine bloke but the overall impression to this non-football fan is that the majority of supporters couldn't give a damn for anyone or anything else but their precious team!

I know there must be loads of well behaved fans but they are very dificult to spot amongst the good-natured high-spirited planks!

Cheers

DtG