Luckily, I've only broken my left thumb and two toes... Unluckily, I've had bad genies and spent an entire year in a polio ward and didn't walk fir another year. It's now arthritis and muscle pain but, hey, I ain't no clutz... Okay, I lied... I hurt myself every day... I slice myself.... smash fingers, stub toes, trip over cats and phone cords, run into low tree branhes, get lots of splinters, get lost at night trying to find the bathromm usually endin' up with unexplainable bruises, etc....