The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #63519   Message #1036453
Posted By: GUEST,Edains Secret Santa
15-Oct-03 - 08:10 PM
Thread Name: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
HM Prison Service                               Form237/44298

Dear (add name)

Everything here is fine. The food is lovely and very well cooked. My cell mate is a wonderful chap/lady (delete as appropriate) and we get on very well, I can not do enough for him/her (delete as appropriate). The staff here at ............(add name of institution) are very kind and go out of their way to make life pleasant. I look forward to your next visit. Please bring the children/cat/dog because it miss him/her/it/them (delete as appropriate) very much. I will write again soon.

yours faithfully

(your name)



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