I bet your Dad had one helluva' time buying condoms Sins!!!

Hroth, sorry to have missed this thread, but now that you have learned that you do heal and all and you have had some practice in the high diving art, perhaps I can interest you in taking Dave Swan's old act to Oz. I think you could make a buck or two with your experience and all.

Dave's most recent act, as you may be aware, was to ascend a 90 foot tower, garbed in half a gorilla suit and fishnet tights. He would leap from his perch, performing his "Swan Dive" while playing the "Garry Owen" on Bagpipes. Grabbing his Zippo he would ignite a fart and rocket into a Fire Helmet filled with lime jello 90 foot below. After several audience members suffered heart attacks and 47 were sent to the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed, area promoters blackballed the "Great El Swanno High Dive."

But this could work for you in Oz!!! I think Dave is selling the gear pretty cheap and I can help with the best diet for flatulence. Why not go for it???

Spaw