bbc,shh! I told you to keep quiet about the coffee machine, the boss doesn't know about it, I was moonlighting, it fell off the back of a white van, know what I mean?
Love the scarf and earrings,Art, are you doing the fortune telling?
BTW, "Jim", that was the chewing gum machine you were filling, the condom machine is over there, looks like you need a coffee, have a dash of Metaxas in it on me.
When Llanfair gets here we'll try to get our tongues round Sospan Fach [ oh, Gawd, have I given Catspaw an opening there?].
Next time Mick lifts his head above the black stuff tell him there are some good socialist songs on the Liberator site, but then he probably knows them all.