#GUEST who has another 2 verses - yes, I bloody well thought you would!!!

Charley - a marrow bone is pretty hefty, get the neighbours in or the local stray dogs and you've got an untraceable blunt instrument.

Works equally well with a frozen leg of lamb which can then be cooked and disposed of in the same manner. A quaint and thoughtful touch is if you feed it to the investigating officers when they come to ask how the old man karked it.

LTS