An offer I made that is true
For my Santa, that is you
One who's not haughty?
But like's one to be naughty
There's nothing that rock chick cant do (to a point that is ;o)

But one caution I think you should know
About the whistle I'm learning to blow
To blow it quite right
And hold not too tight
Is difficult to get it to flow
As i sure you really must know (like all good Santa's do)