Er ---- today becomes next week about two weeks before the pay cheque comes.

Call me a pedant but usage dictates that 12 noon is the am pm boundary but during daylight saving time can we in all honesty call it a meridian?
Unless we are invoking the coriolis rule when time aims for mid-day and by the time it gets there the earth has moved so we get dizzy in the afternoon thinking about when it would have been if we had started just a few minutes before midnight so as to arrive at the plughole exactly at dinnertime.