Oh, boy! That's it, catspaw50!!! You & I need to talk, one-on-one! I am *not*, repeat *not* that kind of mother! I told David to shoot me if I even *start* to resemble my folks (who are still trying to raise me at the ripe old age of 46!!!). Just you & me at 10 paces in the jello pit, & leave your piranha home (& I *don't* mean Karen!).

bbc (at her best!)