I'm a bit surprised (because it's been harvested for the DT)that no-one has yet mentioned the Morris dancing version perpetrated by Herga Morris in the mid 1970s:

Wrap me up in me bells and me baldrick
No more in the pubs I'll be seen
Just tell me old side mates
I'm taking a slide mates
And I'll see you someday when me bells have turned green.

Kitty