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Thread #59418   Message #1037683
Posted By: Amos
18-Oct-03 - 08:59 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
That's bery wise, not wanting them to go cardiac on ya. Gives a whole new meaning to the concept of lethal weapons. You sure you aren't supposed to register those things?

Great idea for the Temple of the Holy Curve, in the how-do-you-prove-a-miracle department, eh? Anyone who has killed through pulchritude alone needs to register their death-dealing duo with the Claims of Lethality department of the Head Office, under brother Curvus Collectus. When the autopsy and the coroner's report and the brother's own personal investigation are complete you can be promoted to lethalhood.

But just to be clear, its not like registering to vote or registering at the DMV. More like registering at Grauman's Chinese Theater.