Weellll, Bee-dubya-ell . . . you're certainly stingy, uh, I mean "economical" with the hints!

Guess I'll have to make a trip to K-Mart to check on their selection of "just like handmade" stoneware. Strictly for ideas, of course. (You don't have any glazed and fired objects around the house, do you?)

And maybe while I'm at it, I can find a tastefully framed photo of George W. Bush & Dick Cheney wrapped in a cheery flag to add a little ambience to your cozy cottage in the steamy jungles of Floribama.

Silly Santa