Yeah? Well I wasnt asleep at midnight last night man I was rockin on eh? I aint what you call a godfearing citizen I guess! Man I am SO hungover today that I wish it was yesterday...or tomorow. Hell - i wish it was last month! I feel like a flippin dead skunk lyin on the side of the road. Anyway I was awake at midnight last night and I dindt see nothin unusual except a fat girl in a wet T-shirt that had had beer sp8lled on it and achshally that aint too unusual around here anyway - know what I mean? What was today yesterday become today today even though today used to be tomorrow yesterday and I am SICK as a dog....Ohhhhhhh....

Gimme a flippin aspirin.