Here's a recipe for 'Hot Air Pie'
Ingredients:
One freshly dismembered politician,
2 Onions (diced)
1 clove garlic
3 Carrots
2 Tomatoes & a squirt of tomato puree
Herbs to season
1 oxo cube
Preparation:
Lightly fry the politician & onions together until browned.
Put into large pot, chuck in some water & rest of the ingredients.
Simmer on a low heat for bloody ages as politicians are notoriously tough critters & will take a lot of tenderising. It may help if you beat seven shades of s**t out of the aforementioned politician prior to killing (oops I meant cooking)it.
Serve with a decent wine & I think you may be pleasantly suprised at how palatable they are.