The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1038550
Posted By: Rapparee
20-Oct-03 - 04:08 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
MOAB! if the sages ask thee why        
This charm is wasted on the earth and sky,        
Tell them, dear, that if noses were made for seeing,*        
Then BS is its own excuse for being:        
Why thou wert there, O rivetter of the nose!        
I never thought to ask, I never knew:        
But, in my simple ignorance, suppose        
The self-same BS that brought me there brought you.        

*"smelling" doesn't rhyme.