Peter Woodruff is obviously a heretic and should be burned or even bruned (as I first typed). I shall report him to the Most Holy And Awfully Awesome Inquisition as such, and they can deal with him. Perhaps the strappado, perhaps the boots, but he will confess his errors and be turned over to the civil arm for execution -- after, of course, confessing his sins, pleading for forgiveness and reconciliation with Mother.