O'vectis has been good
Her listings I did see
Dragons and squeeze-bachses
Her passions they must be!

O'whatever shall I send her?
Postmanperson do not fail!
By stagecoach, boat, or winged air
Vectis must receive her mail!

O'vectis watch your P's & Q's
For my elves are everywhere
A bit of sage, a trinket or two
Are yours if you take care!

your santus arcanus...I never promised you a poet!