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Thread #63777   Message #1039656
Posted By: Tinker
22-Oct-03 - 10:16 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Songs you sang at the Getaway
Subject: Lyr Add: GET'EM FROM THE PEANUT MAN (HOT NUTS)
I did more video than song leading this year, but the few I did were probably memerobale.

Nobody Beats My Bob seemed to find a gulf between the sexes. The women were rolling on the floor, but not necessarily the guys.... Maybe we can add that to Kendall's comedy workshop discussion next time.

the parody I refered to is here

I did the "cleaner" verses from the following two versions of the song. ( I said I was stopping before they got bad...)

GET'EM FROM THE PEANUT MAN
(HOT NUTS)


Selling nuts, hot nuts,
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts
Selling nuts, Hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale

Sellin' one for five, two for ten
If you buy 'em once, you'll buy 'em again

Chorus:
Selling nuts, hot nuts
Buy 'em from the peanut man
Nuts, hot nuts,
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts
Selling nuts, Hots nuts
I've got nuts for sale

They tell me your nuts is mighty fine
But I bet your nuts ain't as hot as mine

Now they tell me your nuts is mighty small
Best to have small nuts than no nuts at all

Look what you can get cheep
Only 5 cents
Nice and brown too
Everybody's crazy bout my nuts

Now you see that man all dressed in brown
He's got the hottest nuts in town

When a hog gets hungry he starts to grunt
When a man gets hungry he starts to hunt
For nuts..

Found on: Raunchy Business:Hot Nuts and Lollipops
Get 'Em From the Peanut Man L.Johnson…Columbia Legacy: Roots N' Blues

GET 'EM FROM THE PEANUT MAN
(HOT NUTS)


Selling nuts, hot nuts,
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts
Selling nuts, Hot nuts
I've got nuts for sale

Six for a quarter, ten for a half
You can have a dozen if you crack 'em fast

Chorus:
Selling nuts, hot nuts
Buy 'em from the peanut man
Pea-nuts, hot nuts,
Anybody here wanna buy my nuts
Selling nuts, Hots nuts
I've got nuts for sale

These nuts I've got they just won't go
If you eat'em once you'll eat'em whole

Now you see that man all dressed in black
His nuts are so hard he keep'em in a sack

Yes, come on and get your nuts
Good and hot
I mean peanuts


Me and the hotdog man had a skuffle on the ground
If you want my nuts don't have to through me down

When you see me standing on the cornor so soon
Tryin to get my nuts all sold before noon

Found on: Raunchy Business:Hot Nuts and Lollipops
Get 'Em From the Peanut Man (The New Hot Nut)
L.Johnson…Columbia Legacy: Roots N' Blues


Okay so I was a degenerate this year.... ON the infamous ten o'clock beer run I did this one....

IF IT DON'T FIT (DON'T FORCE IT)
Barrel House Annie
Raunchy Business Hot Nuts and Lollipops, Track 8
Columbia/Sony Roots'n Blues


Chorus:
If it don't fit don't force it
Cause you'll make your momma mad
If it don't fit don't force it
Cause you'll only get in bad

Changed the lock cause you stayed out til four
I changed the lock you tried to break down the door

You've got a sheathe fits you like a glove
But it's not a good hit if you've gotta shove

Now it may stretch, it may not tear at all
But you'll never back that big mule up in my stall

You don't seem to understand my position
I'll never let you put my works out of commission


Joe you have to stop encouraging me to sing these...

Tinker