Catspaw,

You are quite close, but no cigar. I knew you meant me, but I must admit that Marge and I are engaged, but not yet married. Now, her daughter-in-law and one of her sisters is convinced that we "snuck off" somewhere and got hitched, because Marge has a serious dislike for being the center of attention (a problem that my friends will tell you I do not have). But it hasn't happened yet. So, we'll give everyone full credit on that one.

Don't ask me to explain our relationship beyond being engaged. I spent an hour last week trying to do that with my 18 year old son.

Big RiB