I try and put back the jar of Marmite back onto the shelves in the supermarket as we go around the supermarket. My other half keeps trying to put it in the trolley and he always seems to notice me trying to put it back - does marmite give you eyes in the back of your head?
He hasn't noticed I've hidden the jar at home yet...
I agree with the cat crap smell comment KB. Though Flossie my feline friend also turns her nose up at Marmite! But she loves Marsh mallows - we caught her pinching one of those. Surprisingly (not) she's not fussed by Marmite...
Marmite, Bovril, Vegitmite = just as bad as cucumbers - they not nice either!