Ahhh ! That old Rugby Club Favorite.

And just to showw ther's no regrets I post the full version of the "Bog Paper" verse, sung in Wales and that 'country' to the East.

BTW (Trs bog paper = toilet tissue)

"Ther's a shortage of bog paper in Kansas X 2
Ther's a shortage of bog paper,
so they use an arsehole scraper,
Ther's a shortage of bog paper in Kansas."

And as a bonus - BTW (Trs clogged= jammed, full to bursting"

Oh!, their arsehole's are all clogged in Kansas X 2
Oh !, thier arse holes are all clogged, and it comes out in logs,
Oh!, their arsehole's are all clogged in Kansas"

Now I can not explain this fixation with arse holes this side of the pond, (Mmmm ! perhaps I should have attributed to the English 'Rugger Buggers'), perhaps some learned 'Catter can explain.

Gareth