The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #63874 Message #1041572
Posted By: Lanfranc
25-Oct-03 - 08:59 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: In Mobile / In Kansas
Subject: RE: In Mobile
Clacton RFC Version:
//:There's a shortage of bog paper in Mobile:// There's a shortage of bog paper So they wait until it's vapour Then they light it with a taper In Mobile
//:There are seagulls round the lighthouse in Mobile:// There are seagulls round the lighthouse And they use it for a shitehouse That's why the lighthouse is a white house In Mobile
//:There's the usual dearth of virgins in Mobile:// There's the usual dearth of virgins But there's several female sturgeons And some gay young barber-surgeons In Mobile