Mick, that must have been what I accidentally stepped on in your back seat. Gees, but that plastic breaks easily. Since you can't eat the amount of Cracker Jack needed to find another because of your diet, maybe you could make one out of Uillean pipe parts?

Could be risky
If you're frisky
Drink some whiskey
You'll be fine
Of love no dearth,
Nay, a barrel's worth
Upon your birthday
Of love and wine

Spaw's an asshole
Flaming asshole
Hairy, puckered
Sphinctered bore
Drink a glass full
Have a blast 'till
You're rat-assed
Then drink some more

I'd have a glass too
But I'm one alas, who
's too far past you
In southward miles
I hope this vast zoo
'll raise a glass to
Toast a lass who
Gives us smiles

SINS, Love and Happy Birthday.