Ah cannae believe it's come tae this! Ah never thocht Ah'd see the day when a gang o' pantalooned, frivolous, effeminate Frenchies wuid put the bonny lads o' Scotland tae flight. It's a disgrace! This blot on the fair face of Scottish sport will nae be wiped clean wi' mere words and nae be expunged wi' feeble excuses. It's time tae bear doon, bite the bullet, and admit that all is not well in Loch Lomond. Och, 'twas a bit'ter day when the frogs put the tartan doon. Ah've a mind tae drink till Ah cannae see straight until the SHAME o' this day is driven from mah mind. Jist wait till next year, laddie!!! We'll hammer the bastards 75 tae naught!!!!

(frae Jock MacTaggart)