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Thread #63519 Message #1042263
Posted By: GUEST,Burke's SS
26-Oct-03 - 08:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
Subject: RE: BS: Secret Santa Goofy Hints 2003
Oh, Burke! I'm soooooooooooooooooooo sorry!
The tree was all ready to ship, and the Feds took it! Yes! And it will be used for the Christmas tree on the Mall in Washington, DC and GWB will push the button to light it!! If I were you, I'd dash down there and just before the Prez lights the tress, throw yourself in front of the stand screaming, "Mine! It's mine! Mine, do you hear me?!?
In the meantime, I'll be looking around the US for a really nifty gifty.
Perhaps some fresh catfish from Mississippi? Freshly caught cod from Maine? Fresh Californian squid? Crawdads from the Bayous? or gator tail? Haunch of Alaskan musk ox? Oregon broccoli? Idaho potatoes? Corn from the fertile fields of Illinois? Canadian bacon?
I'd do Texas, but there's nothing there worth much of anything.
New York...no, wait, you're there.
I don't intend to ship any of this next day express or frozen....