I was in Competent for a whole week once. Then I was in Continent for a month. Next year I figure to vacation in Sane. Sane, Alberta. Nice little place. You can drive around the whole town in a complete state of toxication and nobody says anything paraging about it. The currenthilaration I felt upon doing this for the first time was describable. I took my insignificant other on the ride, and she was so gruntled about it that she has been giving me the noisy treatment ever since.