I'm so glad I got my new computer with Windows XP...now I can see the little ads at the bottom of the threads, and the first one I noticed was on this thread.    Of course, it's for the Fart Machine: only $12.99! As the ad says, "Shipped Priority Mail Make great gifts. Lots of fun." Hmmmmm...haven't bought my secret santa present yet...

Aloha,
Mark

(OK, I admit, when I saw the thread title I got a little worried about ol' Pat, and was relieved to see his name in the list of contributors to the thread.)