Recently the Uruguyan government lost a vote which was going to institute a methane tax on the country, so as to cut down on their greenhouse gas emissions. Uruguay has the highest per capita methane emissions in the world, mostly because there are millions of cows in the country (it is one big ranch). The citizenry were unhappy about a Fart Tax.

Keep your Fart machines south of the border! We have enough bad Yankee air.

yours,

Peter T.